Larger Than Life Living in the World Today
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Let's face it. It is NOT enough to be muscular and strong. Those who strive to build a Mythic Physique truly wish, in their heart of hearts, to be real-life action heroes!
There, now that it has been said... what do we do about it?
David and Joe Borgenicht put together an amazing Handbook just for people like us. In this tome you can learn how to cultivate:
Heroic good-guy skills such as catching a great white shark, tracking a dangerous fugitive and negotiating a hostage crisis.
Erotic skills like making a love potion and transforming sexual tension into mad, passionate sex. Eerie paranormal skills helpful in dealing with bothersome ETs and ghosts, as well feats you may have considered fictional, such as the Jedi Mind-Trick and Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Kick-ass
fighting skills: how to take a hit with a chair, win a fight when outnumbered and disarm a gun toting thug.
Stunt-man
type escape skills such as evading an MiG, crashing through a window
and escaping a sinking cruise ship.
Wow!
Now I must master these skills! And so should YOU! Practicing many of
these to gain mastery will prove to be a real bitch, but hey!
Please
note that The Action Hero's Handbook isn't a novelty joke book! Every
scrap of data in here is for real. And though you may never have the
opportunity to fix a space shuttle on re-entry or save the world from
destruction, it is indeed good to know how to do such things... just
in case.
Because you
never know...